carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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