Porn is love you can see.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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