i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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