If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
being pregnant is like rehab
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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