? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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