I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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