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garbage dick
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you win
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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