I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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