i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He is an equal opportunity slut.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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