i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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