real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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