just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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