Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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