When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'm having to shit out rocks
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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