It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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