Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Drunk is not a location!
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Randomize