fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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