that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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