my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
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He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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