what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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