She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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