They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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