why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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