I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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