Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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