just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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