I just made out with a guy for $7.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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