shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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