May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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