NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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