Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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