she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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