If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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