I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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