so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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