So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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