craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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