Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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