do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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