I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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