I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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