You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
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We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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