I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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