He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I love you.
Bad choice
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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