I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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