I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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