Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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