she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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