I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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