Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
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All I want is dick and wine.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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